homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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1 hour ago // 64,987 notes
eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.
turquo-ise:

q’d ♥

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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1 hour ago // 81,721 notes

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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1 hour ago // 403,262 notes
adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love. (via sensitizes)

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1 hour ago // 143,959 notes

chodeboy:

hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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1 hour ago // 174,122 notes

istumogra:

jensendaddy:

maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

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1 hour ago // 304,197 notes

leahcatherinelove:

sthrngent:

Alcohol would solve a lot of my problems

Alcohol creates a lot of my problems

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tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.